Joe is yelling at the trees again.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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