Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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