there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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