Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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