I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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