The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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