opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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