I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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