she was so not down for the gang bang
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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