I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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