Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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