Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
