thus making me awesome and them whores
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
