y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Will exercising make me less horny?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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