addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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