all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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