My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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