and next time when you feel me up, do it right
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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