Can i not drive my cunt home
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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