Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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