i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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