The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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