thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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