You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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