we're chasing vodka with high fives
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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