im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
They took my balls.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
