I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
