Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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