Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wannas sexs uuuuu
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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