so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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