i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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