we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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