Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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