next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
