Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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