So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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