Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you never un-have a 4some
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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