i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
Randomize
