Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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