You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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