I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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