so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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