I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
