Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
