He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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