I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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