this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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