Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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