I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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