So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
